My house is messy, but my car looks like a crazy person lives in it. Why does this surprise me? It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out that if you are transporting kids, dogs, neighbors, neighbors’ kids, sports equipment etc, then things are gonna get dirrrr~tay.
The bigger question is why the hell does it bother me so much? I tried to change my dirty ways.
I made declarations!
I put my foot down!
But nothing changed. That’s when I realized I’m going about this all wrong!
Cue positive spin:
Food keeps mouths and hands busy and off of others. Legos and other toys keep their brains engaged so I don’t have to hear, “How much longer, Mommy?” Time is limited and I already wash 3 kids and 2 dogs. You can see where I’m going with this can’t you?
Ridin’ Dirty is the key to happiness!
Maybe you are thinking, give me a break. How hard is it to get to the car wash? Or bring a hand vacuum out to the car? It’s hard, damnit! You might be one of those people who also gets their nails done every week. Oh, I want to be like you! I wish I could be perfectly manicured, hair coiffed (do people still get coiffed?), car washed every Saturday. But I’m not. I’m the other guy. The one that looks like this:
So I am going to stop stressing about it. I will embrace my mess and call it enlightenment!
Life is messy! Time is short and I want to have coffee with friends instead of coffee at the car wash! When I look down and see that lego figure lying on top of a few crumbled goldfish, I’m going to have a new perspective…..I’m totally down with ridin’ dirty. Now I just need to work on a spin for not doing laundry! 😉
“They see me rollin’, They hatin’,
Patrolling~ they tryin to catch me ridin’ dirty,
Tryin to catch me ridin’ dirty,
Tryin to catch me ridin’ dirty!”
Can you embrace the mess?