And I mean literally. Those sliding doors! While borrowing my friend’s minivan for the week, I realized that there is an art to opening those things. I never mastered it. It took me a good 5 minutes of pushing buttons and lots of screaming before my children were released from their backseat prison.
But really what did I expect? The car has the word “van” in the title. Generally speaking, if there is a van involved, an escape plan should be devised.
I don’t quite “get” the minivan. If I’m going to spend most of my day in something, I want to look good in it! Let’s face it, the minivan does not scream style. Ok, maybe the minivan delivers more room than my SUV, but not by much. Besides, I don’t really want to be the car that can fit 5 kids and 5 bikes in the back. Not having space is actually an easy way to get out of more carpool duties!
Bottom line: Many things in my life scream “MOM”……
I’d rather not have my car scream it too. Especially when all my little mom indicators have been dropped off somewhere and I’m wearing lipstick!
So I’ll go back to my SUV with the doors I can open myself. Happily accepting the looks of admiration I get when I am pretending to be just a girl around town.
No offense to you minivan moms out there. I can’t pull it off. I’m sure it looks great on you…..