Word to your mother

There are certain words I don’t like to hear people say …..like pantyhose and moist. (even worse when they are in the same sentence) And then there are words that I don’t like to hear from my children. Like shut up, butt, fart, and suck. I say two of those words myself (maybe 3), but an adult mouth is different than a kid mouth. Right?

My kids are good kids. They are polite and respectful (not to me of course….. but others tell me it’s true.) So who cares if a few iffy words are said? I do!  IT DRIVES ME CRAZY! I have tried to ban them, but like Mike, my “bad boy” boyfriend from 8th grade —- banning only makes it more appealing.

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When I was growing up, we were not allowed to say butt or crap. I can’t really remember what happened to us if we said it but I remember that it was bad. Good kids had clean mouths. lol Or maybe I should say bad kids had clean mouths because they were constantly washed out with soap.  Ironic Disclaimer: My mom now takes great joy in saying words considered far worse than butt.

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That’s it, isn’t it?  Taboo things are fun.  Maybe my kids get the same euphoria and power from butt and suck that I do with my own 4 letter friends. I don’t know.

Crap.  How will this tie into underage drinking and sex? Parenting through the teenage years is going to suck. Suck ass. (Shut up.)

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5 thoughts on “Word to your mother

  1. Oh man! The Mike before and after pics caused me to guffaw so loudly I startled a nearby stranger. Felt good! Though there is a little terror, too, recalling how true this was for me as well and wondering what karmic payback I have coming my way. 🙂

  2. I prided myself on never ever using profanity while my kids were growing up but this year my New Years resolution was never saying the dreaded F word in 2014. My resolution lasted less than 24 hours. I can say what I want to to whoever I want. I’ve earned the right. I’m not trying to impress anyone anymore. Yes it’s gross not ladylike, crude, something no Mumsie should utter but I love my F word. I say it with gusto now. 🙂

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