Meet Hayden. He is 8 years old.
Hayden: Mom, when we go to college, do we stay somewhere else?
Me: Yes. You live at school.
Hayden: Oh man. That sucks. We are away for a whole year?
Me: Don’t say sucks, Hayden. And you come home on weekends so I can do your laundry and feed you.
Hayden: Wait!!! You don’t get fed in college????!!